The Landlord

Offered: One beautiful planet
Self contained, all natural and organic
Seemingly inexhaustible supply of power and energy
Natural light and western exposures
Great sunset views and clean air
Fresh water supply on site
Abundant and lush low maintenance foliage
Complete organic methods of the caring and feeding of plant life
Exotic animal life in natural habitat with endless supply of foodstuffs


Warning: Previous tenants did not care for this property and they had to be expelled. What was once a balanced and self-regenerating environment has been turned into desolate wasteland. Pollution from factories that utilize manufacturing methods clearly not habitable for this space have depleted the natural resources of this space. Salt and fresh water supplies have been poisoned and the food sources in those waters are considered unsafe to eat. Genetic mutations have occurred when previous tenant thought they could make natural things -- plants and animals -- better when in reality they were only compensating for the change in the natural environment that they had instigated with their pollution and synthetic methods.

Previous tenant has been expelled from this space and a complete overhaul is under way to make this, once lush and verdant area, habitable and self contained. New tenant is expected to follow the natural order of things, to care and protect the environment, and to live off the land. The utilization of food products such as corn can no longer be used as a poison to the inhabitants of this property.

For inquiries into this space please contact:
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